Friday 30 March 2012

Back for April

and hopefully not busto by midday of Aprils Fools day

gonna go back onto Winner Poker with £100 and play £5 buyins on Omaha Cash

hopefully be able to grind upto a respectable roll fairly quickly

Wednesday 14 March 2012

SHIT LIVE BLOG

YAY I TURNED FPPS INTO $22 in tourney cash ON MY MOBY

im drunk and doing an $15 18 man Turbo

here comes the poain

23:34 : PLAY SHIT AND LOSE SOME CHIPS

23:35 : RAISE LIMPERS WITH DUCKS - QUACK QUACK

23:40 : CALL RAISE WIRH QJ QJX FLOP IS A XUNNT AD VILLAIN HAS QQ

23:41 : DOWNN TO 1000 CHIPPIES

THIS WILL BR OBRT DOON

IM SHIPPIN 1O22202% OF MT RABBGE

SHIP 83 THEY FOLD

SHIP A 10 SHIUTED OVERSHOVED BY A8 FOR SOME REASON AND DOUBLE UP

2/18FOR SOMEREATRDED RSEASON


23:49 FEELING TIRED SUDDENLY - STI;L 2/18 SO NO SLEEP YET

THOGUHT THIS SHIT WOULD BE OVER SOON47

RISKY RSHIP [UPTO 2133X 4/1

WANT SLEEP 5/15

6/13

SHIP79 SUITED LIKE A BOSS AND WIN BLINDS - 7/13

SIT AMD GOESARENT POKR JUST SHOVE FOLD ETC]- 7/121

SHIP 108 LIKE A BOSS - CALLED BY BY 3/3 TARD WURG AQ AND LOSE

3/3 PVER 37 HNDAS

SURVINGVIN UPTO 900 CJIPS

final ranle lol
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BIT LUCKY k9 > A 8 - 6/9

shiP THE HAMMER

AMAZING

PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|100/200 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

UTG+1: 5,010.00
MP: 2,363.00
MP+1: 1,292.00
Hero (LP): 2,036.00
CO: 1,735.00
BTN: 4,885.00
SB: 3,435.00
BB: 4,349.00
UTG: 1,895.00

UTG+1 posts ante 25.00, MP posts ante 25.00, MP+1 posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, CO posts ante 25.00, BTN posts ante 25.00, SB posts ante 25.00, BB posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 100.00, BB posts BB 200.00

Pre Flop: (525.00) Hero has 7h 2d

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2,011.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, SB raises to 3,410.00 and is all-in, fold

Flop: (4447.00, 2 players) 8c Ah 2h

Turn: (4447.00, 2 players) 3h

River: (4447.00, 2 players) 6h

SB shows Ad Ac (Three of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 88%, Flop 96%, Turn 82%)
Hero shows 7h 2d (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 12%, Flop 4%, Turn 18%)
Hero wins 4,447.00


72 > AA

3/9

00:08 4/8

HUGE FLIPSSSS
PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|150/300 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

MP: 4,874.00
CO: 2,288.00
Hero (BTN): 3,872.00
SB: 3,495.00
BB: 4,735.00
UTG: 5,766.00
UTG+1: 1,970.00

MP posts ante 25.00, CO posts ante 25.00, Hero posts ante 25.00, SB posts ante 25.00, BB posts ante 25.00, UTG posts ante 25.00, UTG+1 posts ante 25.00, SB posts SB 150.00, BB posts BB 300.00

Pre Flop: (625.00) Hero has Js Jc

UTG raises to 789.00, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3,847.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, UTG calls 3,058.00

Flop: (8319.00, 2 players) 2d 4s 2c

Turn: (8319.00, 2 players) 7d

River: (8319.00, 2 players) 8h

UTG shows Qs Ah (One Pair, Twos) (Pre 43%, Flop 26%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows Js Jc (Two Pair, Jacks and Twos) (Pre 57%, Flop 74%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 8,319.00

1/7


00:17 - 1/6 SOBERONG AP AND PONDERING HOW TO WIN


1/5 SOON TOMAKE PROIFT BY CASHING IN TOP 4

I SHOULD PRIB JUST PLAYMENTAL ON BUBBLE?

YOP 4 YAY AT LEAST $10 PORSIT


NOT SURE ABOUT HIS BUT WHAT EVES

PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|300/600 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

BTN: 4,852.00
Hero (SB): 9,738.00
BB: 7,040.00
UTG: 5,370.00

BTN posts ante 50.00, Hero posts ante 50.00, BB posts ante 50.00, UTG posts ante 50.00, Hero posts SB 300.00, BB posts BB 600.00

Pre Flop: (1100.00) Hero has As Js

fold, fold, Hero calls 300.00, BB checks

Flop: (1400.00, 2 players) Ks 5s 7h
Hero checks, BB bets 600.00, Hero raises to 9,088.00 and is all-in, BB calls 5,790.00 and is all-in

Turn: (14180.00, 2 players) Ah

River: (14180.00, 2 players) 7s

Hero shows As Js (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 63%, Flop 36%, Turn 36%)
BB shows Kd 5d (Two Pair, Kings and Sevens) (Pre 37%, Flop 64%, Turn 64%)
Hero wins 14,180.00


hu nOW

MEH GOT RIVERED WORK TODO

2-1 DOWN IN CHIP LEADA

GONN SHIP 900% OF RANGE

FUCK YEH

PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|400/800 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

Hero (BB): 10,878.00
SB: 16,122.00

Hero posts ante 50.00, SB posts ante 50.00, SB posts SB 400.00, Hero posts BB 800.00

Pre Flop: (1300.00) Hero has 7s As

SB raises to 1,600.00, Hero raises to 10,828.00 and is all-in, SB calls 9,228.00

Flop: (21756.00, 2 players) Ac 8s 5s

Turn: (21756.00, 2 players) Js

River: (21756.00, 2 players) 9h

Hero shows 7s As (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 32%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)
SB shows Tc Ts (One Pair, Tens) (Pre 68%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 21,756.00

WAT

PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|400/800 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

Hero (SB): 20,456.00
BB: 6,544.00

Hero posts ante 50.00, BB posts ante 50.00, Hero posts SB 400.00, BB posts BB 800.00

Pre Flop: (1300.00) Hero has Tc Ah

Hero raises to 20,406.00 and is all-in, BB calls 5,694.00 and is all-in

Flop: (13088.00, 2 players) Ad Qh Qd

Turn: (13088.00, 2 players) 6d

River: (13088.00, 2 players) 8c

BB shows 8h Qs (Full House, Queens full of Eights) (Pre 36%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows Tc Ah (Two Pair, Aces and Queens) (Pre 64%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 13,088.00

OH

PokerStars - $13.89+$1.11|400/800 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3: http://www.pokertracker.com

Hero (SB): 13,062.00
BB: 13,938.00

Hero posts ante 50.00, BB posts ante 50.00, Hero posts SB 400.00, BB posts BB 800.00

Pre Flop: (1300.00) Hero has Td Js

Hero raises to 13,012.00 and is all-in, BB calls 12,212.00

Flop: (26124.00, 2 players) Ks 2h 6s

Turn: (26124.00, 2 players) Jd

River: (26124.00, 2 players) 3h

BB shows 5h Qh (High Card, King) (Pre 57%, Flop 72%, Turn 7%)
Hero shows Td Js (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 43%, Flop 28%, Turn 93%)
Hero wins 26,124.00










YA I WON

Friday 2 March 2012

Poker Funding Fifa 12 Habit!

So the break from poker has been pretty decent, feels nice to not be sitting watching TV or out and suddenly think "oh shit i need to put an hour in at the tables" or "fuck sake if i lose another session ill have to drop down in limits". Poker unless viewed totally casually is a commitment which sometimes can be a pain in the arse!

Anyway the point of this post is that the extra time in my life has been consumed by Fifa 12 and its Ultimate Team game, the basic idea of this is that every player in the game is set as a top trump style card and you build the team you want, buying players with coins that you win for matches and tournaments that you play. However with a match victory say getting you 700 coins, it seems a rather impossible slog to afford a player like Messi who currently costs about 1'000'000 coins!!

So basically to bypass having to spend 24/7 trading players for profit or trying to win 1000 games without losing I have resorted to playing poker and withdrawing the money to buy Fifa 12 coins on Ebay! the going rate is £15 for 100k coins I reckon ive waxed about £90 plus maybe a few quid on PSN network cards as well...........pretty sad really all this extra cost for a video game but these are my 4 teams (2 gold, 2 silver)

http://www.futhead.com/12/squad/96402

http://www.futhead.com/12/squad/97387

http://www.futhead.com/12/squad/112543

http://www.futhead.com/12/squad/96401

Nice to know that when i get back to poker if the worst comes to worst i can sell all my teams and have 1 million coins plus which is worth about £100!!

oh yeah poker graph for said sessions



a whopping 408 hands in 5 hours spread over a week...........probably cos i quit when i win a buyin.

on another note i downloaded the Pokerstars Iphone App and won a hyper turbo FPP Sat to the Sunday Storm - whilst taking a poo.

Happy Days